fuocogo:

girlsandart:

harold-shes-lesbian:

this is too real though

SNL has pretty much never given any fucks but lately they’re at the point of giving negative fucks

You can tell the audience is struggling to not aknowledge accurate this is since the accuracy is the funny part.

hatefuhk:

when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years

senyahgirl:

out-of-character217:

author’s note on fanfic ch4: i’ll probably have it updated by the end of this week!

author’s note on fanfic ch5: so i know it’s been two years but i can explain

Me: *crying tears of joy cause I’m just happy I have new words to enjoy* “No need.”

juniperberrie:

beachcryptid:

beachcryptid:

beachcryptid:

anyone remember those betty crocker infomercials they played on cartoon network in the like the early-mid 2000s for no reason

there was also the chocolate factory commerical

My whole body just experienced deja vu 

catgenerator:

sushinfood:

the-dodo:

This cat is DETERMINED to nap in his hammock.

i believed in this cat and was not let down

HE DID IT

psychtaxi:

circelline:

librius:

librius:

librius:

affdhbdfjojvtij im goNNA CRY

JELLYFISH IN SPANISH IS JUST “BAD WATER”

Listen, sometimes you’re swimming and you dont see the angry ocean ghost zap you, so you decide that its the water that hurts

pukicho:

colpiire:

pukicho:

Hey do any of my followers know how to render REALLY good?

i can render my enemies immobile 

I meant 3d computer renders but I’ll keep you in mind for future reference

hotboyproblems:

Anyone else only in their 20s but feel like they are running out of time to get their life together??

cupcakeshakesnake:

I’M

abirdkeeper:

solluxismsnowaifu:

spillybun:

spillybun:

Ominous positivity

You will be okay. You have no choice.

Everything will turn out fine. You cannot stop it.

You will succeed. It is inevitable.

kidgecat:

toadprince:

toadprince:

author: her power is that her nipples shoot boiling milk so she has to be topless always

fans: she isn’t sexualized, the author had to draw her like that because its her power. its out of his control.

i hope you all know i didnt make up the example i used

I would rather have not known that thanks

worldsworstfather:

admit it, we’ve all fantasised about slow-dancing in the kitchen barefoot in our pyjamas at 2am in the arms of someone we love while old romantic jazz songs play softly on the radio

commandtower-solring-go:

jellies:

jellies:

jellies:

OH I FORGOT. I SAW THE GREATEST CAR IN THE WORLD WHEN I WAS COMING BACK FROM THE JOB INTERVIEW I DID TODAY

I got the job I had interviewed for in this post and they started me at $13/hr and a guaranteed 20 hours a week thanks everyone for their support in the notes abt the job interview itself and no thanks to the people who said it was cursed

Reblog the X3 HEWWO car of career success. Reblog for a decent job